"I apologize to you if I don't seem eager to jump into a forced awkward
intimate situation people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're
sitting there thinking, do I have food on my face? Am I eating? Am I talking too
much? Are they talking enough? Am I interested? I'm not really interested,
should I play like I'm interested? but I'm not that interested but I think she's
interested? But do I want to be interested? But now she's not interested so now
I start to get interested. Or am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for
the door? Cause then it's awkward, well good night. Do an ass out hug? Where you hug each other like this where your ass sticks out? Cause you're trying not to get too close. Or you go right in and kiss them on the lips. Or don't kiss them at
all? It's very difficult to read the situation. All the while you're just waiting
to see if we get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions. Perhaps play a
little game called just the tip, just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or
ouch ouch you're on my hair. "

- Jeremy Gray (Vince Vaughahn, drool) Wedding Crashers

I've never been a big dater. But even that first date with Mr. Wonderful had none of the typical nervousness to it. Sure, I was nervous, but once we got over the initial meeting, I was so at ease, and so excited. I'm so glad we never went through the bullshit some people have to go through just to get laid and/or find someone they care about.

Oh, the movie was fantastic.